The Library

Everything free I have made, in one place. All of it prints. None of it asks you for anything once you are here.

I add one when a post earns it, so this page grows slowly on purpose.


The Professional Cleaner’s Checklist

Cleaning & Home · 2 pages

What I actually buy, the order I work a room in, and the two products that will hurt you if you use them wrong. This is the one I would hand a new hire.

Open the checklist (PDF) →


The Waterlogged Hands Rescue Card

Nails & Skin · 2 pages

For hands that live in water. Page one is the daily routine, the glove rules and what to buy — stick it above the sink. Page two is damage-free gel removal, step by step, for inside the bathroom cabinet.

Open the rescue card (PDF) →


The Postpartum Recovery Kit

Baby & Newborn · 2 pages

Page one is what to actually have in the house before the baby comes, as checkboxes, plus the four questions to ask before you leave the hospital. Page two is the one that matters: the urgent warning signs, the bleeding timeline, when you should actually be seen, and the sentence to say when you call. It is written to be printed and stuck on the fridge, because the person who needs to read it is often not you.

Open the recovery kit (PDF) →


The Cheap Chore Calendar

Money & Saving · 2 pages

Page one is the calendar — what is worth doing monthly, quarterly, twice a year and once a year, and the three things people skip and then regret. Page two is the part that actually saves you money: what is not a DIY job and needs a phone call instead, the buying traps that waste money (filter sizing, MERV numbers, what a disposal tablet really does), and the two safety rules that are not optional.

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The Birth Plan Reality Card

Pregnancy · 2 pages

Page one is the detours nobody writes into a birth plan — water breaking before labor starts, an epidural that will not place or will not hold, failing the glucose test, and the two things that happen after the baby is out that nobody mentions. All of them happened to me. Page two is the one for the fridge: the pregnancy symptoms that mean call now rather than wait until morning, a line to write your provider’s after-hours number on, and the questions worth taking to your next appointment.

Open the reality card (PDF) →


Want one that isn’t here?

  • That is all of them for now — there is one for every category I write in. Cleaning, nails and hands, newborn, money, and now pregnancy. If there is a page you wish existed, tell me what it is and I will make that one next.

If you want the next one when it lands, that is what this is for.